Quotes
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Beth Turner : This is great, I feel like I'm back at my High School Prom.
Josef Konstantin : You know Prom really wasn't that big in the 1700's. Or High School either. Plague. The Plague was big.
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Josef Konstantin : Hi Beth. We were just having drinks.
Beth Turner : I can see that!
Simone Walker : [to Josef] We should go.
Josef Konstantin : But this is so awkward... I love awkward.
Simone Walker : I know.
[Simone leads Josef out]
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Josef Konstantin : Mick's not usually the jealous type.
Beth Turner : Speaking of jealous.
[watching Mick and Simone talking]
Josef Konstantin : Don't worry, Mick isn't suicidal enough to hit on my date.
Beth Turner : *Your* date? Let me guess. She was born to Hungarian Aristocracy in 1758. Danced Swan Lake with the Bolshoi Ballet, before you turned her.
Josef Konstantin : Actually Simone's was born in Recita. '80. And nobody turned her.
Beth Turner : Your girlfriend's *human*?
Josef Konstantin : She's not my girlfriend. She's one of my lawyers. Quite an up-and-comer. And a very willing source of refreshment.
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Josef Konstantin : What's plan "B?"
Mick St. John : There is no plan "B."
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Josef Konstantin : I haven't tried to turn anyone since Sarah Whitly. We all know how that worked out.
Mick St. John : So you're worried you'll kill her?
Josef Konstantin : No. Maybe I won't. Forever's a *long* time.
[Mick chuckles]
Josef Konstantin : Commitment issues.
Mick St. John : Yeah, me too.
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Josef Konstantin : [watching the execution] We *don't* have to watch this!
Mick St. John : Yeah, we *do*!
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Mick St. John : The Police found blood on Dominic's body. B+
Josef Konstantin : [to Simone] You see? There you go.
[to Mick]
Josef Konstantin : Simone's cleared.
Simone Walker : I'm B-.
Mick St. John : Still think you should give the Police a sample.
Mick St. John : There's a much easier way to settle this.
[reaches for Simone's wrist, starts to bear his fangs]
Mick St. John : Josef don't.
[Josef takes a bite. Then offers her wrist to Mick]
Josef Konstantin : Here. For professional purposes only, of course.