"South Park" Eek, a Penis! (TV Episode 2008) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, News Reader, Denver School Board Member #2, Students, Pecano, Stephen Stotch, Sgt. Yates, Policeman, Italian Chef, Mouse, Penis, Thompson

Butters : Hey wait, I think that's teacher's penis.

Mr. Stotch : Your teacher's penis?

Butters : Yeah, that must be his.

Mr. Stotch : How do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?
Mrs. Garrison : Boys! Have you seen my penis?

Stan Marsh : What?

Mrs. Garrison : My penis is on the loose. If you find it, try to catch it with some cheese.

Butters : Ow. That hurt my brain. Ow
Sgt. Yates : Sorry, Garrison, your penis is gone. I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. You'll just have to live with being a woman... a very ugly one.
Eric Cartman : Now, when Bill Beelichick got caught with his camera, he did not panic. He simply said what every good white cheater says when caught cheating, "I misinterpreted the rules." It's what you should also say when caught cheating, "I misinterpreted the r-r-r-rules." Say it with me.

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, News Reader, Denver School Board Member #2, Students, Pecano, Stephen Stotch, Sgt. Yates, Policeman, Italian Chef, Mouse, Penis, Thompson