- Breanna Casey: [about Eliot] My brother was right, he does get Grinchy around the holidays.
- Eliot Spencer: Grinch is gonna go get more wine.
- Parker: We had the perfect con. A Christmas spy caper. And then the mark had to ruin it by being a real spy.
- Bligh: It's very rude of you to keep harping on my staff's inadequacies when you won't come on board and teach them.
- Eliot Spencer: Parker, exit.
- Parker: Loading docks. Just a straight shot up across three junctions and then down a teeny-tiny chute.
- Eliot Spencer: Yeah. I'm not crazy about it either, but she knows her vents.
- Sophie Devereaux: Although I do have a really nice kimono.
- Harry Wilson: So do I.
- Sophie Devereaux: That I don't want to see.
- Parker: Oh, next time... Why don't you guys hang out a little longer with me, you know? We could watch some TNG.
- Eliot Spencer: I'm good. Thanks. We have a meeting... Damn it... What's "TNG"?