- Harley Quinn: Mr. Dent, You can't burn inmates.
- Two-Face: Not yet. But Prop 17 gives an exciting new definition to prisoners' rights.
- Commissioner Gordon: So... got any plans for tonight, Batman?
- Batman: Uhh, stop Joker from blowing up Gotham.
- Commissioner Gordon: Yeah! Huh, of course. I meant, like, after that.
- Harley Quinn: Okay, Marry, Fuck, Kill: Kite Man, Mr. Freeze, Joker.
- Poison Ivy: Yeah, the first one is my fiance, so, duh. And then, the other two are dead and one of them is your dead ex-boyfriend. So, gross and duh.