Iron Man 2 (2010)

Mickey Rourke: Ivan Vanko

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Quotes 

• Ivan Vanko : You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.

  Tony Stark : Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.

  Ivan Vanko : My father, Anton Vanko.

  Tony Stark : Never heard of him.

  Ivan Vanko : My father is the reason you're alive.

  Tony Stark : No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.

  Ivan Vanko : [laughs]  If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.

  Tony Stark : Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.

• Tony Stark : You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.

  Ivan Vanko : You too.

• Ivan Vanko : I want my bird.

  Justin Hammer : Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird.

  Ivan Vanko : I want *my* bird. *My* bird.

• Ivan Vanko : I can make salute.

  Justin Hammer : You can make salute? What do you mean you can make salute? What the *hell* does that mean, Ivan?

• Ivan Vanko : [over the phone to Tony]  Hey Tony, how you doing?

  [chuckles] 

  Ivan Vanko : I double cycle.

  Tony Stark : You what?

  Ivan Vanko : You told me double cycles more power. Good advice.

  Tony Stark : You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.

  Ivan Vanko : You, too.

  [chuckles, then pauses] 

  Ivan Vanko : Now, the true history of Stark name will be written.

  [pause] 

  Ivan Vanko : What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.

  Tony Stark : Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out.

  Ivan Vanko : I hope you're ready.

  [hangs up] 

• Justin Hammer : This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on?

  Ivan Vanko : Drone better.

  Justin Hammer : Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones!

• Ivan Vanko : Hey, Tony. Before you go, palladium in the chest, painful way to die.

  [after a moment's pause, Tony leaves; Vanko chortles to himself] 

• Justin Hammer : Hey, hey, hey! Special delivery. Candygram! I brought you something.

  Jack : Ooh, yeah.

  Justin Hammer : Ha ha ha! We got you the bird, pal!

  Ivan Vanko : This is not my bird.

  Justin Hammer : What do you mean? That's the bird! This is the bird, yeah! Pulled a lot of strength to get this bird. That's a great bird!

  Jack : It's a beautiful bird.

  Justin Hammer : We got this all the way from Russia!

  Ivan Vanko : Hey, man! It's not my bird.

  Justin Hammer : Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a, this is a gorgeous bird. I mean, look, you know, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go.

• Ivan Vanko : Speaks in Russian: Slishkom mnogo govorish' "You talk too much."

  Justin Hammer : I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.

• [from trailer] 

  [several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine] 

  Ivan Vanko : I hope you're ready...

  Tony Stark : COME ON!

  [attack begins] 

• [Ivan Vanko crashes into the Expo in his own suit] 

  Ivan Vanko : Good to be back!

• [first lines] 

  [In Moscow, an old man watches a broadcast on TV] 

  Tony Stark : [on TV]  There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...

  Christine Everhart : [on TV]  I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...

  Tony Stark : [on TV]  I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public...

  Anton Vanko : Ivan...

  [Ivan enters the room] 

  Tony Stark : [on TV]  I am Iron Man.

  Anton Vanko : [in Russian]  Ivan... that should be you.

  Ivan Vanko : [in Russian]  Don't listen to that crap.

• [His last words] 

  Ivan Vanko : You lose.

• [taken away by the police] 

  Ivan Vanko : You lose, Stark! You lose!

• Justin Hammer : Hey, hey, hey! Special delivery. Candygram! I brought you something. We got you the bird, pal!

  Ivan Vanko : This is not my bird.

  Jack : What do you mean? That's the bird! This is the bird, yeah! Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. That's a great bird!

  Jack : It's a beautiful bird.

  Justin Hammer : We got this all the way from Russia!

  Ivan Vanko : Hey, man! It's not my bird.

  Justin Hammer : Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a, this is a gorgeous bird. I mean, look, you know, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go.

• Ivan Vanko : I want my bird. Justin Hammer: Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird.

  Justin Hammer : Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird.

  Ivan Vanko : I want *my* bird. *My* bird.