Life with Louie (TV Series)

Born a Rambler Man (1996)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Little Louie : Wow! So I was born at the drive-in?

  Andy Anderson : That's right, and we would have stayed for the second feature too but the manager tried to charge us for an extra person!

• Andy Anderson : [after being blindfolded]  You're not gonna take me out back and shoot me, are you?

  Little Louie : Aw, who spilled the beans?

  Andy Anderson : I knew it!

  Ora Anderson (Mom) : Simmer down, Andy, nobody is going to take you out back and shoot you.

  Little Louie : Party pooper.

• Andy Anderson : [voice-over]  I proposed in that car.

  Young Andy : Ora, I've got something to ask you: I want you to join my squadron for the big mission. What do you say?

  Ora Anderson (Mom) : Oh, Andy, I thought you'd never ask.

• Andy Anderson : [is blindfolded]  Just don't go walking me into any telephone poles.

  Little Louie : Geez, he's ruining all our fun.

• Ora Anderson (Mom) : [at the drive-in]  Andy, I thought you were taking me to a musical.

  Young Andy : It is. They all start whistling after they blow up the bridge.

• Andy Anderson : Alright, who's been feedin' him unleaded?

• Andy Anderson : Would you sneak up on Dr. Doolittle when he's performing open heart surgery?

  Little Louie : Is that a trick question?

• Mrs. Stillman : Andy! There you are. I've been looking for you.

  Andy Anderson : [sarcastically]  Oh happy day.

  Mrs. Stillman : When are you going to take down my Christmas lights?

  Andy Anderson : What's the rush?

  Mrs. Stillman : Christmas was nine months ago.

  Andy Anderson : Ah, leave'em up. With you for a neighbor, every day is like Christmas.