- Little Louie: Wow! So I was born at the drive-in?
- Andy Anderson: That's right, and we would have stayed for the second feature too but the manager tried to charge us for an extra person!
- Andy Anderson: [after being blindfolded] You're not gonna take me out back and shoot me, are you?
- Little Louie: Aw, who spilled the beans?
- Andy Anderson: I knew it!
- Ora Anderson (Mom): Simmer down, Andy, nobody is going to take you out back and shoot you.
- Little Louie: Party pooper.
- Andy Anderson: [voice-over] I proposed in that car.
- Young Andy: Ora, I've got something to ask you: I want you to join my squadron for the big mission. What do you say?
- Ora Anderson (Mom): Oh, Andy, I thought you'd never ask.
- Andy Anderson: [is blindfolded] Just don't go walking me into any telephone poles.
- Little Louie: Geez, he's ruining all our fun.
- Ora Anderson (Mom): [at the drive-in] Andy, I thought you were taking me to a musical.
- Young Andy: It is. They all start whistling after they blow up the bridge.
- Andy Anderson: Would you sneak up on Dr. Doolittle when he's performing open heart surgery?
- Little Louie: Is that a trick question?
- Mrs. Stillman: Andy! There you are. I've been looking for you.
- Andy Anderson: [sarcastically] Oh happy day.
- Mrs. Stillman: When are you going to take down my Christmas lights?
- Andy Anderson: What's the rush?
- Mrs. Stillman: Christmas was nine months ago.
- Andy Anderson: Ah, leave'em up. With you for a neighbor, every day is like Christmas.
- Laura: My dad is embarrassing us again.