'Futurama' Returns (2007 Video)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Peter Griffin, Fan #5
Quotes
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Philip J. Fry : Where is everyone?
Turanga Leela : Amy? Hermes?
Bender : That professor guy? That crawfish thing? This stinks! I demand a hero's welcome after 72 network episodes!
Philip J. Fry : Network episodes?
Turanga Leela : That's what we call the deliveries we made for the Box Network, a division of 20th Century Box.
Bender : And by my count, we did 72 primetime network episodes!
Philip J. Fry : Primetime?
Turanga Leela : That's what we call deliveries between 8 and 11 pm. Or 7 and 10 on Sundays.
Bender : And we made exactly 72 network primetime Emmy-winning episodes!
Philip J. Fry : Emmy winn-?
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Bender : Just tell us what's happening!
Turanga Leela : We've gone back to December 31, 2999. We're about to re-live the last five years all over again!
Philip J. Fry : I've got a strange feeling...
Turanga Leela : Déjà vu?
Philip J. Fry : Leela! Now's not the time to come on to me in French.
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Turanga Leela : Hey, something's coming at us!
Bender : What's wrong, Big Boots?
Turanga Leela : We got snagged on a cable operated by the Carton Network! It's pulling us into a vortex!
Philip J. Fry : Do something! I hate vortexes!
Bender : It's *vortices,* meatbag!
Philip J. Fry : I hate *them,* too!
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good News, Everyone?
Box Network Executive #1 : No, Professor. "Bad" News, Everyone. We're fed up with your ratings.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : My ratings?
Female Executive : The comments from your clients.
Box Network Executive #2 : So we won't be picking you up for next season.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Pickup?
Box Network Executive #3 : Package pickup. And you're off the schedule.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Off the what?
Box Network Executive #1 : The network delivery schedule. Now excuse us, we're late for a meeting with Simon Cowell's head.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Can I help it if so many of our deliveries have been at 7 O'clock when no one is home? Or they're watching football? Lucky for me, I'll be dead soon anyway...
Peter Griffin : This place is freakin' SWEET!
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Hmm. Am I even luckier than I think?
