Due Date (2010)

Danny McBride: Lonnie

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Quotes 

• Lonnie : [sung to the tune of Closing Time by Semisonic]  It's closing time, time to roll to Chili's and chow down with my fuckin' boys.

• Ethan Tremblay : We'll have to do that tomorrow. We close in five minutes.

  Peter Highman : It's 6:35, sir.

  Lonnie : What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours? I say when we close. l got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys.

  Peter Highman : You have a reservation at Chili's?

  Ethan Tremblay : That's actually smart. l mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night.

• Ethan Tremblay : I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles... so he can be there for the birth of his first child.

  Lonnie : That's such a sweet story. You know where l was when my daughter was born?

  Ethan Tremblay : Chili's?

  Lonnie : lraq. How about l call my sergeant in Fallujah and tell him your story, see what he thinks?