Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Lizzy Caplan: April

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• April : Maybe the universe will bring us together again...

• April : You got to embrace the chaos. You have to. That way, life might just astonish you.

• April : What happened to your...

  Adam : I got stabbed in the face with a fork, I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it, it happened to me in a different way.

• Adam : I'm not really making any plans. I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right?

  April : I like that. I like that a lot. That's the sign of a happy man.

• April : Maybe the universe will bring us together again.

  Adam : I hope.

• April : So you're a Time Lord?

  Adam : Mmm-hmm.

  April : And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?

  Adam : That is correct, madam.

  April : That's really the only part of this whole thing that doesn't make sense to me.

  Adam : You're not the only one, believe me. I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane!

• Adam : I'll tell you something I haven't told anybody for a long time. When I was a kid, every Friday night, my father used to take my sister Kelly and me to this place called Flat Irons for steak sandwiches. It was a family tradition.

  April : That's sometimes a good thing.

  Adam : But one year, we saw this commercial for this place called "The Enchanted Forest of Pizza." So the next Friday, my dad's loading us up into the car. We're like, "Daddy, we want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza." And he's like, "What are you talking about? We always go for steak sandwiches." But we just stay at him and we're whining, and we're badgering, and finally he relents.

  April : Nice. So, you win--you deviated from the plan in, like, a really big way. That's good.

  Adam : Thirty-three people died of E. coli... including my father. Before he died, he looked at me and he said, "Adam, you did this."

  April : No, he didn't.

  Adam : Yes, he did. With his eyes.