Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) Poster

(2010)

Clark Duke: Jacob

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Quotes 

  • Jacob : I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later?

    Girl at Club : Can you what?

    Jacob : Are you online at all?

    Girl at Club : I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Jacob : How do I get a hold of you?

    Girl at Club : You come find me.

    Jacob : That sounds... exhausting.

  • Jacob : For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones.

    Lou : You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.

  • Lou : [to Adam and Nick]  Oh, man, what the fuck's he doing here?

    Jacob : Nice to see you too, Lou.

    Lou : [mimicking]  Nice to see you too, Lou. Fuck you, Jacob! You suck and you know it! You just ruined my fucking weekend.

  • Adam : One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.

    Jacob : Yes exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented.

    Lou : Oh then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.

    Jacob : Yeah. No. I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.

    Lou : Yeah. No. I don't care about that.

  • Jacob : [To Lou]  I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!

  • Jacob : Do I really got to be the asshole that says we got in this thing and went back in time?

    Nick : It must be some kind of hot tub time machine...

    [deadpans into camera] 

  • Lou : Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.

    Jacob : Yeah not with another fucking guy!

    Lou : It's still a three-way!

  • Jacob : The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.

  • Jacob : [about Blaine]  Hey look, it's the douchbag from Karate Kid 3.

  • Lou : It's the fucking 80's guys. Let's do what we want to do. Free Love!

    Jacob : That's the 60's, dipshit.

    Adam : We had like Reagan and AIDS. Let's get the fuck outta here, okay? Do the right thing, Violator!

  • Nick : Just like Cincinatti.

    Lou : What?

    Adam : You're gonna bring that up?

    Lou : We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinatti ever, okay?

    Jacob : Is that why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinatti"?

    Adam : Yeah!

    Lou : What? That's fucking admissible!

    Nick : You keep it in the closet?

    Adam : What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things.

    Nick : You wrote "Cincinatti" on it?

    Adam : How do I know which one it's supposed to be?

    Jacob : Is it a fetus?

    Nick : My friends are ridiculous.

  • Jacob : [from trailer]  Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?

  • Jacob : [to Lou]  I have some Ativan but it's different.

    Lou : Well, let's stick it up our asses!

    Jacob : It's not a suppository!

    Lou : It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!

  • Jacob : [Refferring to Lou]  Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me.

    Adam : Yeah, but you had that coming.

  • Adam : Why don't you do something out of the house this weekend?

    Jacob : What should I do out of the house this weekend Uncle Adam?

    Adam : Something in the course of reality, get a job, go to college.

    Jacob : That all sounds overrated.

  • Adam : Why do you waste your time with that second-life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.

    Jacob : Yeah, I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time".

    Adam : Can't you be like a warrior or shaman or orc or some shit like that?

  • Jacob : You don't think it's a little weird, a bunch of guys just piling up in a big bathtub together, naked?

  • Jacob : Shit! This is the black diamond?

    Adam : Terrifying.

    Lou : That's all you got?

    Nick : I don't remember this.

    Lou : Tips down. Tips fuckin' down! Right away. Let's ride.

  • Jacob : Wait. How is this happening? Can we talk about this for a minute?

    Adam : [picks up a flyer]  Holy fuck! Winterfest '86. We were here, man. We are here! What if we run into ourselves?

  • Jacob : Guys! This is scientifically possible.

    Lou : Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible.

    Jacob : All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, so I think I know what I'm talking about right now.

    Lou : I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork.

    Jacob : Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? Like a black hole! But, instead of being in space, it's, you know, it's in a hot tub. Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way!

  • Jacob : One, two, three...

    Jacob , Lou , Adam , Nick : Hot tub time machine!

    Jacob : It felt good. Admit it.

  • Lou : I didn't fuck that girl. Okay? Because I'm committed to not changing the past.

    Jacob : Right. It had nothing to do with her wanting to be a Chinese finger trap. And I'm not saying that because she was Asian.

  • Jacob : Nobody fucks my mother in the past!

  • Nick , Jacob , Lou , Adam : Cheers!

    Nick : To past, present and future.

  • Repairman : All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it. Especially after dawn.

    Jacob : It'd kill you to give me a straight answer? You know, you're kind of a dick!

  • Jacob : She dumped you... and you still got stabbed in the eye!

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