RED (2010)
John Malkovich: Marvin Boggs
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Quotes
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Marvin Boggs : I never thought I'd say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
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Businesswoman : That's right, old man!
Marvin Boggs : Old man?
Frank Moses : No respect.
Marvin Boggs : Can I kill her now?
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Frank Moses : [Marvin has just shot a bad guy] Feel better now?
Marvin Boggs : Yeah. Wanna get pancakes?
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Sarah Ross : [talking quietly about Marvin] Wow. This guy's insane.
Frank Moses : Well, he thought he was the subject of a secret government mind control project.
Marvin Boggs : [in another room, checking files] This'll take a minute.
Sarah Ross : Sure.
Frank Moses : As it turns out... he really was being given daily doses of LSD for 11 years.
Sarah Ross : Well, in that case, he looks great.
Frank Moses : Fantastic.
Sarah Ross : Yeah...
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Marvin Boggs : I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria : Me, too.
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Marvin Boggs : Do you know what's wrong with this country?
Sarah Ross : They're all trying to kill us?
Marvin Boggs : Exactly!
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Marvin Boggs : Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank Moses : I'm not trying to kill you!
Marvin Boggs : Oh, yeah. You are.
Frank Moses : Why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin Boggs : Because the last time we met, I tried to kill you.
Frank Moses : That was a long time ago.
Marvin Boggs : Some people hold on to things like that.
Frank Moses : I'm not trying to kill you. Okay? So that makes us friends. Right?
Marvin Boggs : Right.
Frank Moses : Good. You wanna take that knife out of my balls now?
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[last lines]
[Frank and Marvin are being chased by the Moldovan Ground Forces with Marvin wearing a dress and sitting in a wheelbarrow that is being pushed by Frank]
Marvin Boggs : I told you something bad was gonna happen.
Frank Moses : [annoyed] Keep your dress on!
Marvin Boggs : Moldova sucks.
Frank Moses : [over his shoulder] Moldova sucks!
Marvin Boggs : Next time, your girlfriend can wear the dress.
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Frank Moses : People get shot all the time.
Sarah Ross : No, they don't. They get... paper cuts.
Marvin Boggs : I mostly get shot.
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Alexander Dunning : Are you gonna let me talk to them? I can negotiate something.
Marvin Boggs : Thanks, when we want your help, we'll get out the drain cleaner.
Alexander Dunning : Listen, Plastic Man, those bastards out there probably have orders to kill me, too.
Joe Matheson : I hope so.
Alexander Dunning : Why? 'Cause I'm the bad guy? I'm scum?
Marvin Boggs : Can I just shoot him now?
Alexander Dunning : No. You don't have people killed. I have people killed, I'm the bad guy. Remember?
Joe Matheson : [knocks out Dunning with a punch to the jaw. shrugs] Not worth a bullet.
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Marvin Boggs : [preparing to torture Dunning] You want nuts? Nipples?
[holds up pliers, vise-grips]
Marvin Boggs : Potty trainer?
[and an auger spike]
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Frank Moses : [brings out a gas torch] Where'd you get this?
Marvin Boggs : Home Depot.
Frank Moses : How much?
Marvin Boggs : [shrugs] Ten bucks.
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Marvin Boggs : Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place, just up the road. Lots of alligators.
Frank Moses : We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her. Okay?
Marvin Boggs : Well, wait? What's the angle?
Frank Moses : No angle. I like her.
Marvin Boggs : Ok. So... they pull her voice from the pay phone, probably right now, install the recognition software and backtrace it to Singer. So, then we show up, they bring out the satellite, and we're fried with Y-rays.
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Marvin Boggs : Frank, how many times have I told you? You cannot trust the system! I told you when you're in the system, they switch the flip and you're done. Man, satellites, cell phones, chips, net, the web, the dentist.
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Frank Moses : [after business woman just misses with an RPG and Marvin walks back out from behind the shipping container] What are you doing?
Marvin Boggs : [waits for her to reload and fire, then shoots it in mid-air and it blows her up] Old man, my ass.
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Victoria : Dunning is the CEO of Browning-Orvis.
Marvin Boggs : Gangsters.
Frank Moses : Defense contractor. Very connected.
Joe Matheson : You know, if the CIA is protecting him, he's under surveillance.
Frank Moses : We could go see him.
Victoria : You're not going without me.
Joe Matheson : Well, we're getting the band back together. That's nice.
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Gabriel Singer : [when a helicopter hovers outside the window, Marvin insists that he recognizes it. As he and Frank argue over the tail numbers, Gabriel impatiently goes to the window] I'll tell you what that is...
[a bullet hits him in the chest, more follow, and Frank and Marvin dive to the floor, Frank pulling Sarah down with him]
Marvin Boggs : I told you she shouldn't have made that phone call!
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Marvin Boggs : Come on, I'll show you the house.
Sarah Ross : [points back to house as they're walking away] What's that?
Marvin Boggs : Decoy.
Sarah Ross : [to Frank - just before they get to an abandoned 50s Chevy] He lives in a car?
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Marvin Boggs : She likes you.
Frank Moses : How can you tell?
Marvin Boggs : Notice how she sticks around? 'Cause if women don't like you, they don't stick around.
Frank Moses : She doesn't have much of a choice. Does she?
Marvin Boggs : Sure she does.
Frank Moses : Really? You think so?
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Marvin Boggs : I don't think I can go, Frank. The last time they put some electrical wires in some not very nice places.