The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
Halloween (2007)
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd
Quotes
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Swamp Thing Kid , Kid : Trick or treat.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, oh you want some trick or treat? Okay, here's some trick or treat for ya.
[holds a plastic bag over his rear and defacates into it]
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Alright there ya go, ya little fuckers. There's some chocolate for ya.
Swamp Thing Kid : That's not chocolate, that's poop.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, now that's my cue to get the fuck out of here and go babysit.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, it's Halloween and I gotta go babysit. Yeah, of all things, I gotta watch some little shitheads for the night.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Hey wait, I got something for you too. A shitty game.
[drops Halloween for Atari into the kid's bag]
Kid : What the heck is this?
The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's an Atari game.
Kid : What the heck is Atari, you dope?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : [to the neighbor, talking about Michael Myres] Hey! Call the police, tell the sheriff, he's on the loose!
Neighbor : Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick or treated like shit tonight!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : You don't know what shit is!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : What the fuck? It's Meatwad! It's fuckin' Meatwad!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Exhibit A. Halloween, Halloween. Just in case you didn't see it the first time.