- [first lines]
- Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Once again it's "The Early Early Show" with more highlights from your favorite movies, played by the Archies.
- [last lines]
- The Archies: [singing] When I'm down, he sings me a happy song. / When I'm lonely, he always comes along. / Then when my guitar becomes a star, / I'll still be his friend.