The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vartabedian Conundrum (2008)
Sara Rue: Dr. Stephanie Barnett
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Stephanie Barnett : I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Fuuh! You're the doctor, but I'm constantly hearing this annoying sound.
Leonard Hofstadter : Me, too.
Sheldon Cooper : Is it a high-frequency whistle?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it's more of a relentless narcissistic drone.
Stephanie Barnett : Yep, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Then it must be a tumor.
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Penny : Out of coffee. Need coffee.
Stephanie Barnett : Uh, hello.
Penny : Hi! Stephanie, right?
Stephanie Barnett : Uh-huh. And, and, and you are?
Penny : I'm Penny, I live across the hall. I've heard a lot about you.
Stephanie Barnett : Really?
Penny : Mm-hmm.
Stephanie Barnett : I haven't heard a thing about you. Leonard? Why haven't I heard a thing about this woman who lives across the hall and comes into your apartment in the morning in her underwear?
Leonard Hofstadter : She's heard about you because we're, you know, involved and you haven't heard about her because... I never slept with her, I swear!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe it's'a residual bacterial infection from getting toilet swirlies.
Sheldon Cooper : It is possible. I got a lot of those. Even at church.
Stephanie Barnett : If it's from a swirlie, I have something for that. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you've got a cootie shot.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What's going on?
Stephanie Barnett : I just performed a Sheldonectomy.
Leonard Hofstadter : Careful, if you don't get it all it'll only come back worse.