The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Batman: Part 1 (2008)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Alright, this one get's the offical "Bat Stamp of shit". Onto the next game, but first, gotta tell it I'm Batman.

  [holds up game] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Fuck! Shit! Get up there! This is fucking bullshit! You'd think to shoot up, you'd just press up, but *no*! It jumps! Sometimes I get it to work by pure luck, until I found out that, okay, this is how it works. To shoot up, you press select and up in a very specific way. You have to press select slightly before you press jump, if you do it correctly, it shoots the grappling hook straight up in the air. But if you press them both at the same time, you just jump. That's a good reason why the jump button should not be up! Why can't it be one of the fucking buttons? Having the fucking jump button be up is fucking fucked up!

• [repeated line] 

  The Angry Video Game nerd : I'm Batman!

• The Angry Video Game nerd : It sucked back then, and it sucked forever!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : That's the thing about the Commodore, it only works when it wants to.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!

• The Angry Video Game nerd : This is fucked beyond belief!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's also interesting to note that you have the option of playing as Robin. Well who'd do that? I wanna be Batman.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'd rather have a diarrhea dog take a lava dump all over the screen.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Next up, 'Batman Forever' for the Super Nintendo. Now we're in deep shit, because this game is triceratop testicles.

• [first lines] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Alright, let's dig into a big pile of bat shit.