- Joannie: Hey I heard a thud... what happened?
- Lilly Truscott: Oh... Jackson just took a dip in Lake Lugee.
- Joannie: Sweet.
- Miley Stewart: [after being knocked down by hockey players] I heard a ding... Are my brownies ready?
- Joannie: Hey hey T-Cott!
- Lilly Truscott: What's up P-Bo?
- Lilly Truscott, Joannie: [do handshake] Sock it, lock it, put it in your pocket.
- Oliver Oken: This is soo cool.
- Miley Stewart: But I don't like your girlfriend.
- Oliver Oken: That's okay, she doesn't like you either... and besides chances are one of us is gonna date someone the other two can't stand.
- Lilly Truscott: Yeah, remember Josh.
- Oliver Oken: Oh yeah and Trey... ugh...
- Lilly Truscott: ugh... I know... and Jake...
- Oliver Oken: Oh my gosh...
- Miley Stewart: Ok I get it
- Robby Ray Stewart: [looking at Miley, Oliver, Lilly and Joannie hugging] Well, look at that. A roomful of BFF... F... F... F's. I hadn't seen that many F's since Jackson's last report card.
- [laughs at his own joke]
- Robby Ray Stewart: Woo! Dang, I'm funny.