Captain Planet and the Planeteers (TV Series)
The Ark (1991)
Edward Asner: Hoggish Greedly
Quotes
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Hoggish Greedly : You're lookin' at the future cite of Hog Heaven Golf Resort - sweetest little pork-barrel project you ever saw.
Wheeler : In a pig's eye!
Hoggish Greedly : Outta the way, smart-aleck! We're playin' through! Fore!
[revs up the golf-cart]
Gi : Sorry. *This* hole has a nasty habit. Water!
[draws water from a pond to spray them, Greedly topples into the rear]
MAL : This situation calls for a driver.
Gi : I'll mow 'em down, MAL, baby.
[gets into the driver's seat and takes off, Kwame dives aside from it and finds himself in its path again after it U-turns]
Kwame : I can see *this* hole. Earth!
[creates an earthquake to cause a divide]
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Hoggish Greedly : What the - ? They're giving back my money!
MAL : This does not compute.
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Mohan : Our village decided to *preserve* the forest. We may not get as many rich tourists, but a wilderness is priceless.
Hoggish Greedly : Too bad. Guess we'll just have to ruin the forest for free. That's the fair way.
[laughs]
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Hoggish Greedly : [hitting exploding golf-balls at them] Now I'm really teed off!
Kwame : Time for us to call a heavy hitter of our own! Let our powers combine!
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[last lines]
Gaia : Thanks for bringing back my Planeteers, Collector.
Collector : [with two unidentifiable creatures] It's a rare pleasure, Gaia. Most of my creatures no longer have homes to return to.
Gaia : Just one other thing - I'd rather you left *those* two behind as well.
[gestures to Greedly and Blight, in one of Collector's matrices ready to be transported, Collector releases them]
Collector : Now behave yourselves.
Hoggish Greedly : Oh, y-y-y-y-yes, yes, sir, uh, uh, uh, ma'am, uh, it.
Dr. Blight : ...Whatever you say!
[they hustle off]
Collector : You know, Gaia, I didn't think anyone would miss those two.
Gaia : No one would. It's just that I can't bear to have the rest of the galaxy think *they* represent humanity.
Gaia : It *would* be a shame. Wouldn't it?
Linka , Wheeler , Gi , Kwame , Ma-Ti : YES!
Collector : And now, I must return to the Space Ark. Keep up your good work, Planeteers.
[speaks in his native language, Gaia says something back, and with a last word he enters a pipe into space and vanishes]
Wheeler : Hey, I didn't know you could speak his language. What'd he say?
Gaia : Collector says that no matter where you're from or what language you speak, we're all in this together.