- Hugh S. 'Bullseye' Forward: Okay Turbo, mitts to the ceiling. You too, Nightshade.
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: What's this all about, C.O.P.S.?
- Turbo Tu-Tone: Yeah, and how'd you find our hideout?
- Hugh S. 'Bullseye' Forward: Easy. I just followed your oilleak. Your roadster left a trail of slime all the way from City Hall.
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: Yeah, that jerk Turbo is gonna beat out Berserko for the award of dumbest crook of the year!
- Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond: I got straight A's in Dr. Badvibes' class for cheating lie detectors.
- Mayor Davis: Bullseye, my briefcase was just stolen. Right in front of City Hall!
- Hugh S. 'Bullseye' Forward: Did you see who did it, Mayor?
- Mayor Davis: It was that greasy goon, Turbo Tu-Tone! I knew the judge should not have let him out on bail.