- Dr. Chris Taub: [Taub and Kutner are searching the patient's home; House has just fired Foreman for refusing to break up with Thirteen]
- Dr. Chris Taub: He's not gonna get a better job, which means he'll end up resenting her for losing this one, which she'll end up resenting.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Or the hardship will bring them closer together, she'll invite friends over for Foreman to share. No leaks in the heater.
- Dr. Chris Taub: She's not a nympho, she's bisexual. Which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure. CO poisoning might have come from these cigarettes.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Not unless he was smoking them in a bell jar. And even if you know where the treasure is, it can still be pretty hard to dig it up without a shovel.
- Dr. Chris Taub: You can buy a shovel.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [Entering Wilson's office] You idiot! I was free and clear. Now he's coming and it's your fault!
- Dr. James Wilson: Since when have your failed attempts at communication through lies become my fault?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Since you forgot how to keep your mouth shut! You messed it up, and now you're gonna fix it! And you're gonna keep my name out of it!
- Daniel Bresson: [to House] I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. You want to believe, don't you?
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to Thirteen] Office romances are a bad idea.
- [Cameron glares at him. Chase looks at Cameron]
- Dr. Robert Chase: We beat some very long odds.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Wow. I mean, save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
- Dr. Gregory House: So you admit you have no idea which?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I admit, that I'm too busy to care who you're screwing with.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: So you want to quit?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: No. I want to stop a stupid stunt. House doesn't want either one of us to quit, he wants this. He's got two lab rats in a maze, and thrown in one piece of cheese.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: ...So what do we do?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Nothing.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House for better or for worse, you are a part of my life. It isn't a ploy. It's a sincere invitation. I honestly want you to come.
- Dr. Gregory House: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm glad.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Funny how the two people in the room who think relationships are easy, are both single.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I don't think they're easy. That's why I think if you find something that could be good, you should hang on to it.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Everything could be good. Very little ever is.
- Dr. James Wilson: Are you eliminating symptoms?
- Dr. Gregory House: We can't know everything.
- Dr. James Wilson: This is medicine not metaphysics!
- Dr. Gregory House: Truth is truth.
- Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry your life will go back to sucking soon enough. Everything that happened to you can be rationally explained.
- Daniel Bresson: I know. It's just... that's a lot of coincidences.