Jack Goes Boating (2010)

Philip Seymour Hoffman: Jack

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• Jack : Don't worry, I'm a good swimmer.

  Connie : I knew you'd be good.

  Jack : I am for you.

• Connie : I even imagined it with you.

  Jack : That's... yeah.

  Connie : In a bathtub, I imagined I was with you.

  Jack : You took a bath?

  Connie : No, I was in a bathtub imagining it was a pitch black night. We were in a bed in a spaceship flying through superspace.

  Jack : That... that's a long way off... space travel for tourists.

• Jack : This always happens.

  Clyde : What?

  Jack : Whenever there's anything good, it fucks up.

  Clyde : It fucked up, but it fucked up because *we* forgot.

  Jack : No, you fucked it up because you made a fucking toast!

  Clyde : Because I love you. We all love you. We forgot the food because you were being loved. That's the important thing to remember.

• [first lines] 

  Clyde : Have you thought about it? I think you should.

  Jack : What does she do there?

  Clyde : She's the assistant to the embalmer.

  Jack : Oh no.

  Clyde : Something with the fluids.

  Jack : No. Ugh.

  Clyde : No, man. Lucy's training her to sell seminars with Dr. Bob. She calls the funeral directors - phone sales.

  Jack : Cool. What's her name?

  Clyde : Connie. So I'll tell Lucy it's on.