Taste of Flesh (2008 Video) User Reviews

I WAS RAISED A BUDDHIST

[nogodnomasters · 4/10 · 7 June 2019]

The movie begins with a girl (newcomer Ashley Brightwell) in panties and open blouse attempting to find her way out of an industrial building. There is a "rave" flyer on the floor and rave music playing. She doesn't fare well. The movie switches to a nice suburban scene with chiroing birds and distant lawn mowing sounds. Four college girls are inside with various accents. They are going to go to a "rave" party tonight to get drunk and meet boys. Thankfully they all have to shower and change beforehand. One of the girls is make-up specialist Mary Avelis in an acting role as C.C. Newcomer Victoria Roberts plays Kayla and the other two girls are Krissy Linville (southern accent)and Rachel Marie Smith.

Meanwhile there are 2 cops on a stake-out discussing ties and basically messing up their lines (I don't think they did second takes). They are waiting for a drug deal to go down. Some of the lines were added after the movie was shot, giving it all the ambiance of a cheap Italian import. The girls follow proper etiquette and take a hit of ecstasy (or "X" as they called it) before entering the Rave.

As it turns out they are the only ones there and are locked in. Meanwhile there is a man (Nathan Todaro in his first starring role) in a kitchen chopping vegetables wearing a bloody chef's hat and cheap blue surgeon's gloves (extreme low budget film). How low budget? One of the girls ventures out on her own. A burly guy (burlap face) stabs the girl in the stomach complete with stabbing and blood gurgling sounds. As he drags her limp body away, we discover there is no wound or blood. The cannibal chef tells us he was raised a Buddhist.

The movie was designed to be campy. I love campy. It certainly achieves it. But what we discovered in this movie is that campy, when cold sober, is not always funny. The box claims this was the winner of the 2008 Fright Night Film Festival. I don't want to see the losers.

Nudity, f-bomb, and an apparent off camera rape.

Unwatchable

[john-souray · 1/10 · 16 July 2010]

I wouldn't normally review a film I've only seen half of. My first reaction to this was in my summary title: "Unwatchable". It appears I'm not alone in thinking this, because so far nobody else has reviewed it at all. Until then, half will have to do.

I actually take films very seriously. However bad a film is, I feel a kind of obligation to the director at least to sit through it to the end. So it's very rare for me actually to abandon a film half way through. Sometimes, late at night, I doze off; but even then, I usually think "I must give that another go some time", though of course sometimes I never get round to it. So I didn't just switch this off. I fast-forwarded to see if anything was going to change. Nothing did.

Why is this film unwatchable? It isn't unwatchable because it's frightening, or harrowing, or "transgressive". It's unwatchable because of the sheer blistering incompetence of the film-makers.

The film is all blurred and out of focus, and so poorly lit that even in supposed daylight (though most of it takes place in one of those zero-budget abandoned warehouse sets that has no natural light anyway), the characters' faces are frequently entirely obscured in shadow. Not that that makes a lot of difference, as the cast's acting skills are rudimentary to say the least. Half the time (well, a quarter! - I'm extrapolating....) you can't even work out what's going on.

Someone with more technical knowledge than me could probably tell you what equipment they shot it on. I haven't a clue. All I know is I get ten times better results from my own home camcorder played back through my TV, shot without any lighting including at night and in caves and with no skill on my part whatsoever. It's just a bog standard high street-bought camcorder, except that it's HD, but then I think most are nowadays.

I don't understand how this can happen. I don't understand how anyone could not look at the very first rushes and not say "look, we need to start again with better equipment". The final bitter joke is that in the credits this film boasts a "Director of Cinematography". Normally one would say reflexively "don't give up the day job", but on this occasion, I wouldn't be convinced even that was appropriate. They'd probably need to be trained even to flip burgers.

And that's just thinking about the silly little boys who made this film. What about the distribution company, who presumably saw this, transferred it to DVD, and packaged it and marketed it? These, I'm assuming, were adults. Why did this just not go straight in the trash bin?

What's the film about? Oh, you know, nasty juvenile misogynist torture porn, but done without even any skill or conviction. True enough, I should have known better even at the bargain bin price I paid for this, but even on zero budget, it might be possible to say something worthwhile about the psychopathology of misogyny or the dynamics of resistance, but you won't find it in this film. Bizarrely, even if this is your sort of "thing" (and if so, I'm not sure I want to meet you, and especially I don't want to shake your hand) it's unlikely to do the job for you.

There are bad films and bad films, and for many different reasons. I often think it's the big budget mainstream disasters that are the worst films of all because so many more resources (money, talent) have been squandered. But of its sort, this is certainly a candidate for one of the worst films ever made. Not heroically bad. Not hilariously bad. Just incompetently, unwatchably bad, and grubby with it.

Now you know why nobody else has reviewed it.

Abysmal

[Stevieboy666 · 1/10 · 11 November 2023]

Four young female co-eds are invited to an illegal rave at a warehouse but it is a trick. Once there they are locked inside the warehouse where they are captured, one by one, by a hulking man called The Hunter who wears a sack over his head (like Jason Vorhees in Friday the 13th part 2). He takes them to his partner in horror, The Chef, who mutilates the girls, cooking their flesh, before killing them. The DVD says that the aspect ratio is 4:3 but is actually presented in letter-boxed widescreen, quite a surprise for such a dire no budget movie. The picture quality is appalling, I have old worn out VHS tapes that looker sharper than this. Most of the "action" takes place inside the warehouse but the picture is so dark and murky that it can be hard to see what is going on (which isn't much as it happens). The editing is poor and occasionally the sound drops out completely. The acting is atrocious. Apart from a few brief scenes of topless nudity and one gory throat slash I can't think of anything positive to say. A couple of victims find themselves trapped in a room full of razor wire, I do wonder if this was borrowed from Dario Argento's classic "Suspiria"? The DVD running time might only be 77 minutes but it felt like a very long and painful 77 minutes. Apparently this won the 2008 Fright Night Film Festival, perhaps it was the sole entry? I very rarely score movies 1/10 but this tripe doesn't deserve anything higher.