Brian McCann: Angry Audience Member

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : [in the monologue]  Republicans, I guess, are still upset I guess about Barack Obama's "lipstick on a pig" comment that got so much attention over the last couple of days. And, uh, yeah, they're making a big deal out of it. Personally, I think they're making a big deal out of this thing for no reason. I really don't think, and I think a lot of people don't believe, that Obama meant to imply that Sarah Palin is a pig.

  Angry Audience Member : Oh like hell he didn't! This is a direct attack on Sarah Palin! Shame on you, Barack Obama!

  Conan O'Brien : Sir, I'm sorry, I think you're overreacting.

  Angry Audience Member : Oh yeah right, did you hear what Obama said about the Iraq War? He says he wants a "responsible withdrawal", clearly implying that Bristol Palin's boyfriend didn't "withdraw" responsibly! Low blow, senator! You leave Bristol out of this!

  Conan O'Brien : No, I don't think...

  Angry Audience Member : [interrupting]  And Obama says we should be more "bipartisan", implying that "part" of her "son" is "bi"! He's a teenager, leave him alone!

  Conan O'Brien : Sir, okay, you're really being ridiculous.

  Angry Audience Member : Ohhh really? How 'bout the environment? Obama said we should protect the "ozone layer", implying that he wants to get in Sarah Palin's "oh" zone and "lay" her! Where does he get off?

  Conan O'Brien : No, I- I think, I think that one's a bit of a stretch.

  Angry Audience Member : Oh, "stretch", ha ha, Conan. Like when I went to the emergency room with a Stretch Armstrong doll stuck in my rear end. That was an accident. BOTH times!