Family Guy (TV Series)

I Dream of Jesus (2008)

Chris Cox: Waiter, Passerby, Crowd

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : [at a 1950s-themed diner, a waiter removes "Surfin' Bird" from the jukebox]  Hey, what's the big idea?

  Waiter : This song's from the 1960s. It shouldn't be in this jukebox.

  Peter Griffin : [before the waiter can throw it away]  W-Wait, can I have that record? I love that song. I'll let you have sex with my daughter.

  Waiter : I don't know. Let's see what your daughter looks like.

  Peter Griffin : She's, uh...

  [glancing at Meg, he then points to a hotter-looking girl at the counter] 

  Peter Griffin : ...right there.

  Waiter : Okay, I'll do her. But can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?

  Peter Griffin : [taking the record]  I think that can be arranged.