Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs (2009)

Michaela Watkins: Various

Quotes 

• Angie Tempura : Here's what's hot and what's definitely not in theaters now. Fast and Furious? I wish Vin Diesel would take a fast walk into a furious wood chipper. Bitch, please!

• Seth Myers : Angie, I thought you were going to review movies. It seems like you're just boiling them down to snide comments.

  Angie Tempura : [after a beat]  Nice tie.

• Angie Tempura : The Hannah Montana movie? I'd move to Montana if it meant I could get away from that stupid movie. Oh bitch, please! At least it's scarier than The Haunting in Connecticut. What's scary about Connecticut? Loosing your tennis racket at Pottery Barn? Og bitch, bitch please!

• Seth Myers : Angie, maybe it would be more helpful if you told us why you didn't like these movies.

  Angie Tempura : I can't.

  Seth Myers : Why not?

  Angie Tempura : I haven't seen them.

  Seth Myers : You haven't seen them?

  Angie Tempura : Um... bitch, please!