- [Zack seems to be drowning, a la Jack Dawson]
- Zack Martin: Never let go. Never let go.
- Mr. Moseby: It's a hot tub! Just stand up!
- Bailey Pickett: [after Bailey's pig finds the rope] You're the best and I'm not faking, I won't turn you into bacon! Give me a "P"!
- [pig snorts]
- Bailey Pickett: No! Not on the deck!