- George Lucas: I don't think I've said this but the Star Wars are done. Right now in 2020 far away where they were, they're over. They're just done.
- George Lucas: Think about the first time a Wookie and an Ewok meet a Country Bear. Talk about a jamboree.
- George Lucas: [Chiming in with a nickname for Patrick] What about the face of late stage capitalism?
- George Lucas: [to Haley and Sasheer as they prepare for a table read] This is a cold read, but its a hot scene, that's my direction.
- George Lucas: They say truth in comedy? It's never been truer than this year, I have a bad feeling about everything going on. Just wake up, say "I've got a bad feeling about this", go to sleep...
- George Lucas: It's very hot here in California, so I hope you don't mind if I help myself to a frozen treat in the shape of the Millennium Falcon.
- George Lucas: I want a prequel to The Shining where its just Scatman Crothers shopping for paintings.
- George Lucas: When people ask me if I like The Blair Witch Project, I always say go back, go check out that Bigfoot pizza commercial where it really started.
- Sasheer Zamata: At the end of the Jedi training, the kids would have to fight Darth Vader individually, which is insane!
- George Lucas: He's murdered children! He could kill a room full of kids and it wouldn't even bother him!
- George Lucas: [Affecting his best Jeff Foxworthy voice] If you go back to the village you grew up in to rescue your mom and you kill everyone in sight including all the women and children, you might be a Jedi!
- Watto: [Affecting his best Jeff Foxworthy voice] If you love to have a meal with your secret lover on the downlow, feeding flying slices of space pear to each other, chewing them the way that normal food might be chewed, you might be a Jedi!
- Self - Co-Host: [Filling George in to what George had pitched to Kevin Smith] It was Moosejaws, you wanted him to ramake Jaws but with a moose.
- Watto: No one has had more fun killing nazis than you.
- George Lucas: It's been a blast; its always a good day to melt some nazis.
- George Lucas: Imagine an ewok and a wookie meeting a country bear, I mean talk about jamboree!
- Haley Joel Osment: Like the scene in Heat with Pacino and Deniro.