Mike is trying to summon Yog-Sothoth right before dinner, when Rob, his fish-friend and follower of Father Dagon, arrives. Together, they go out for a night of necromancy.
Mike and Rob head to the park, coffee in hand, for a cultist meet-up with Dave, a band member and casual cultist of Cthulhu. A strange visitor appears.
The cult life can be hard when you are going at it alone, so Ben jumps in to do some community outreach, hopefully to find a cult with more girls in it.
The guys received a mysterious summons to meet another cult at the edge of the woods. A worship service with the sinister Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young? What could go wrong?
Things are not going well. The color yellow is appearing everywhere and the guys fear the cult of the Yellow King is plotting against them. This is getting bad, guys.
What do you do when the cult of the Yellow King is after you? You need someone, or something, even more powerful on your side. And who is more powerful than Cthulhu? Fortunately, Rob knows how to summon him with snack chips.
You can't just summon Cthulhu out of nowhere. First, he has to know you are a dedicated part of his cult. And what could show more dedication than an orgiastic voodoo ritual of naked human abnormality?
The crew is even more intent on dedicating themselves to Cthulhu. They dive deeper into a magical tome of lore to discover the ritual that only those most dedicated to Cthulhu dare to perform. Rob bravely volunteers.
Now fully dedicated to Cthulhu, the band of intrepid cultists return to the bird feeder in the park to summon Cthulhu and put an end the the threat of the cult of the Yellow King forever.