South Park (TV Series)

Elementary School Musical (2008)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Jason, Jimmy Valmer, Bridon Gueermo, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Gueermo, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Kelly

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Quotes 

• [Cartman comes into class after saying the previous day that he was going to kill himself] 

  Kyle Broflovski : What happened, Cartman? I thought you were going to kill yourself.

  Eric Cartman : I tried. I went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine running.

  Kyle Broflovski : And you didn't die?

  Eric Cartman : [sighes]  Freaking hybrids, man... they just don't do the trick anymore.

• Stan Marsh : Then think about this: right now, everyone thinks Butters is way cooler than any of you.

  Eric Cartman : That's a low blow, Stan.

• Mr. Gueermo : There's no singing and dancing in basketball!

  Bridon Gueermo : I know. That's kind of why I like it.

• Stan Marsh : But the girls liked singing and dancing.

  Scott Malkinson : No, I think the girls just liked that Bridon kid, no matter what he does.

  Stan Marsh : But, no, we just... No, no wait, we just got good at this. Awww!