- [Cartman comes into class after saying the previous day that he was going to kill himself]
- Kyle Broflovski: What happened, Cartman? I thought you were going to kill yourself.
- Eric Cartman: I tried. I went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine running.
- Kyle Broflovski: And you didn't die?
- Eric Cartman: [sighes] Freaking hybrids, man... they just don't do the trick anymore.
- Stan Marsh: Then think about this: right now, everyone thinks Butters is way cooler than any of you.
- Eric Cartman: That's a low blow, Stan.
- Mr. Gueermo: There's no singing and dancing in basketball!
- Bridon Gueermo: I know. That's kind of why I like it.
- Stan Marsh: But the girls liked singing and dancing.
- Scott Malkinson: No, I think the girls just liked that Bridon kid, no matter what he does.
- Stan Marsh: But, no, we just... No, no wait, we just got good at this. Awww!