My Fake Fiancé (2009 TV Movie)

Melissa Joan Hart: Jennifer

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Quotes 

• Jennifer : Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks.

  Vince : Have we met?

  Jennifer : No.

• Jennifer : So what I was thinking was...

  Vince : I'm in.

  Jennifer : Well, I didn't even...

  Vince : I'm in. I love it. It's perfect. I'm in.

• Jennifer : Hi, is Monkey there?

  The Monkey : It's 'The Monkey'.

  Jennifer : 'The Monkey'? You're 'the kidding', right?

• Jennifer : We're holding a wedding, not a tailgate party, Vince.

• Jennifer : [opening a moving box]  Be the coffeemaker! Be the coffemaker!

• Vince : I was really surprised you called me. I didn't think you liked me.

  Jennifer : I don't

  Vince : Well, I don't like you either.

• Jennifer : I'm so looking forward to our divorce.

• Jennifer : But it's all a lie!

  Vince : Yeah, but it's a lie that came true.