Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)
Family Game Night (2009)
Selena Gomez: Alex Russo
Quotes
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Alex Russo : [whispers] I have two brains inside my head.
Justin Russo : If you're trying to psyche me out for charades, you're gonna have to do better than that.
Alex Russo : No-no-no, I'm serious. I mixed up a bunch of spells and now I've got Harper's brain in my head. I can prove it. Just talk to Harper's brain.
Justin Russo : Okay, let me... let me see. Hello, Harper's... brain.
[Alex supresses a loving giggle]
Alex Russo : [as Harper] You're staring at me with those eyes. I think I might faint.
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[Last lines]
Harper : I didn't want to look in your brain. There's a lot of scary stuff in there.
Alex Russo : [Alex laughs evilly] Thank you.
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Justin Russo : Oh Alex, I need to ask you something. See I'm taking this girl to the baseball game, right?
Alex Russo : What girl? Who are you taking?
Justin Russo : Daphne. She thinks we're dating. I need your sneaky conniving advice of how to get out of it.
Alex Russo : [as Harper] Dump her. Just dump her! Dump her hard!
[as Alex, Groans]
Alex Russo : You want to get rid of her? You're gonna need a road flare, a barrel of maple syrup, and a mini-trampoline. But we're not using the maple syrup the way you think.
[Leading Alex out]
Alex Russo : We gotta go!
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Jerry Russo : Alex, you're just in time for Family Game Night.
Alex Russo : Oh, sorry I don't play games, especially ones that end with crime scene tape.
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Alex Russo : Ok Harper, maybe I should just try another spell.
[as Harper]
Alex Russo : Let's see, my brain is cramped inside your head and I'm standing over there looking lost like my Dad when I talk about the internet. Sure, try another spell, how could it get any worse?
[as Alex]
Alex Russo : Ok Harper, I know we can do this if we just put our heads together.
[as Harper]
Alex Russo : Well, our heads can't get any more together and that doesn't seem to be helping!