Chrome Angels (2009) User Reviews

Not Worth The Time

[nonstudying · 2/10 · 24 July 2010]

Not happy with this one. It is one of very few movies that I have ever just quit watching and not felt like I missed anything, even with half of the movie remaining. The shame is that I've actually liked Dash in other movies that I've seen her in.

The image quality was surprisingly high, but the plot and dialog were lacking. I felt no interest in the welfare of the characters while the dialog and plot were cliché-filled and the accents were completely off. I struggled to actually watch the half of the movie that I did watch. Even though I hate to be this down on things, I just felt the other review was misleading enough that there needed to be some balance.

To sum it up, it's just not worth the time.

One of those bad films that might have been worthwhile if...

[cheathamg · 3/10 · 22 December 2011]

You know that some films don't make much sense overall, and some hold together pretty well but fall apart at the end, well, this one doesn't make sense on a minute-to-minute basis. The direction is choppy and uneven. The actors can be divided up into those who are incompetent amateurs and those who are competent but unwilling to put any effort into this turkey. The screenwriters occasionally attempted to be clever, with references to other, better SF films, etc., but for the most part their attempts fell flat. Granted, the look of the film was professional and glossy, but it was slapped together in such a haphazard fashion that it only points up what a missed opportunity this was. The basic idea of beauteous babes on motorcycles battling killer androids directed by a evil genius held a lot of promise. It could have been very cool. If they had done interesting camera angles, if they had not interrupted the story with stupid flashbacks, if they had kept the story simple and logical scene by scene, if the characters had been a little more sympathetic, if, if, if a lot of things might have worked together better to make a film worth watching, which this one was not.

Sloppy...

[Danzig-5 · 4/10 · 24 July 2010]

I was ready to watch a B movie and it started OK, I can get past the dumb dialogs & plot because that's more or less what I was expecting, but the movie is so disconnected that it's distracting, for example, the girls are inside a bar surrounded by the robotic police, suddenly appears a swarm of robotic flies or bees or whatever, screen fade for commercials (?) and after that the bees are gone, no mention of them, a few minutes later they're in a shootout with the police, some of the girls just walk past the robots as they don't do nothing while the rest of the girls come out shooting and the robots shoot back and capture them? What was that? Anyway, it's OK if you're in a mood to watch a B movie with some action but no plot or logic, is like one of those movies featured at MST3000

Great for a laugh with others.

[vincentobrien-38-131887 · 1/10 · 26 April 2011]

This is one of those comedy bad movies where you'll have a great laugh if you watch it with some mates but if you sit down yourself and watch it you'll just find it being switched off about 20 mins in and never touched again.

The Plot has more holes in it than actual plot, you'll find yourself saying "whaaaaaattttt?" ever 5-10 mins without fail at each new portion of plot that's introduced and the mix of high and low quality as it switches from semi decent gun fight scene to a robot that looks like a mannequin from a cloths shop or the giant mech which is animated in cgi that would look poor in a ps1 game.

This really is a great laugh to sit down with some mates and laugh at just how terrible it is, but outside of that this movie serves no purpose.

Oh btw, if you do find yourself watching this movie keep an eye out for the scene when they're in the robot town supermarket at how they go past a guy pushing a trolley then a few aisles later one of the characters walks past the same extra with a different shirt on and glass's on his collar, now holding a basket who is visibly laughing himself as he walks by, they honestly couldn't even convince an out of work extra to be in this movie it's that bad.

Paul LeMat Tinkers With Robots,Not Cars !

[guestar57 · 8/10 · 1 June 2009]

Satisfying…Worth the $7 Coke and $3 popcorn,If We had seen in a mall cinema.

This film brings back The Robots unlike Terminator : Salvation.

The cast is lead by Stacey Dash & Paul LeMat ,With a heart-felt role by Richard Lynch,Makes the most of unusual plot that actually plays out logically.

If you squint you can make out the visages of Rhett Giles and Griff Furst (Leigh Scott buddies with big reps.) in disguise as bar no-goodniks .

Paul LeMat (American Graffiti) is back as a evil genius robot maker,Surely what Walt Disney would have devolved into.

Must admit Leigh Scott has matured in his craft,Nary a flaw in site for this Sci-Fi adventure.

So,Summing up we get motorcycles,A lot of Down Blouse shots of all the actresses,Robot violence,Maybe a resurrection or two( Said very carefully !).

Title says all

[wdllofzepia · 7/10 · 2 December 2013]

Yes it is a B movie. Yes it is 100% absurd. Yes you need to turn off all mind/logic to enjoy it. But, if you can do that, you are in for a ride. There are times when it is amazing and others when it is laughable. In all, if you are watching this late at night, not having anything else to do, you can have a good time. I'm not going into story line details much, but it has to do with a gang of female bikers and how they end up in a scheme out of a sci-fi movie. (heh)

Technically 7 of 10 (my score for this) is not accurate, my score is more of the fun I had watching this, not any technical or other aspects of this movie.

Oh wow you just gotta watch

[hersheydomino · 10/10 · 3 August 2023]

This actually is pure fun and hey the ladies are pretty the story is fiction...it's a movie that does t take its seriously And you shouldn't too enjoy a good laff folks heck I know some of these people they do exist.

The bar scene says it all the the men in black but in white here.

Wow since when we gotta fill 600 words well ok I'll continue, Suspension of belief is important of any film,and adds to the future. The scary parts the crazy bits love the bikes.

Well I'll conclude by saying if you got 90 mins to spare or even better late at night it's a watcher so grab beer and a pizza this is perfect for that.