Family Guy (TV Series)
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (2009)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, OnStar Voiceover, Empire Member's Wife, Robot Wife
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : [watches Slave-1 fly off] Oh, no. We've lost Han. They're taking him to Jabba's palace.
Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO : Well, even though we know exactly where he's going, we should rescue him in three years.
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : [before Han is lowered into the carbon-freezing pit] I love you.
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Fuck off.
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[from trailer]
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : We're gonna get pulverized out here!
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we'll be fine.
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : May I have everyone's attention, please? We're evacuating into outer space, with literally infinite directions in which to flee. However, we have decided that our transports will travel directly toward the fleet of Star Destroyers. Any questions?
Rebel Pilot : Yeah, um, is there someone from the military we can talk to? A man, perhaps?
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : Why you stuck up, halfwitted, scruffy looking, nerfherder
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : [He punches her] You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : Han, we need you.
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Oh, really? "We" or "I"?
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : What do you mean?
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me. I bet you're afraid I'm gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss.
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : Ugh! I'd rather kiss George Takei.
George Takei : Hello.
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[from trailer]
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : You're gonna attack them?
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : [mocking voice] "You're gonna attack them?"
[normal voice]
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : That's how you sound.
[mocking voice]
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : "You're gonna attack them?"
[normal voice]
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Imagine listening to that all day.
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : What's all this slime on the floor?
Brian Griffin as Chewbacca : Yeah. It feels like we're in Rod Stewart's stomach.
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Peter Griffin as Han Solo : [On Lando] He's a black guy - in fact he's probably the only black guy in the galaxy.
Brian Griffin as Chewbacca : Let's hope, right!
Peter Griffin as Han Solo , Lois Griffin as Princess Leia , Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO : Whoa!
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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : [Leia runs up to Han while he's reading a book] Han! I think there's something...
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : [Han puts his finger up to quiet Leia and finishes with his current paragraph. Once done he turns to her] Hrmm?
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : There's something out there!
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Where?
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia : Out there in the cave!
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Ha! Crazy women always hearing things.
Brian Griffin as Chewbacca : There's something out there!
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Let's go check it out.
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[the power goes out again in the Griffin house]
Lois Griffin : Looks like the power's out again!
Stewie Griffin : What, are we in Iraq? This happens entirely too often!
Chris Griffin : Can we tell stories till it comes back on?
Meg Griffin : Yeah, Dad. Remember the last time you told us the story of "Star Wars"? Maybe you could tell us another one.
Peter Griffin : Well, alright. This is the story of "Black Snake Moan". Once upon a time, Christina Ricci was all tied up for some reason...
Stewie Griffin : I'm already bored and confused.
