Rock of Ages (2012)
Diego Boneta: Drew Boley
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Quotes
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Sherrie Christian : I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
Drew Boley : I'm in a boy band.
[long pause]
Sherrie Christian : You win.
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Dennis Dupree : [after Dennis has accepted Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] Okay. Call your band.
Drew Boley : [yells to Bourbon Room employees] Guys! We're opening up for Arsenal!
[Drew's band mates drop what they're doing inside the club, run on stage]
Dennis Dupree : Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore?
Drew Boley : Thank you! You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away.
Dennis Dupree : Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking...
Dennis Dupree : [looks at watch] NOW.
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Paul Gill : [after Drew quits the boy band] Rock is dead!
Drew Boley : Rock is not dead!
[Hey Man punches Paul]
Drew Boley : Alright Hey Man!
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Lonny : Drew... what's the name of your band, mate?
Drew Boley : Wolfgang Von Colt.
Lonny : ...and you're sticking with that are you?
Drew Boley : Yeah...
Lonny : [to audience] Please welcome to the stage very poorly titled Wolfgang Van Colt!
Drew Boley : ...Von Colt.
Lonny : [to Drew] It's not an improvement.
[to audience]
Lonny : Wolfgang VON Colt!
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Sherrie Christian : [trying to convince Dennis to use Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] And he'll do it for free! Besides, nobody cares about the opening act anyway.
Sherrie Christian : [turns to Drew] No offense!
Sherrie Christian , Drew Boley : None taken!
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Drew Boley : Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'.
Paul Gill : It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'.
Drew Boley : ...Z-Guyeezz?
Paul Gill : Double the E, double the Z, double the flava!
Drew Boley : [confused] What does the 'Z' even stand for?
Paul Gill : [thinks] Um... nothing! You're over-thinking it! Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie.
