The Suite Life on Deck (TV Series)

seaHarmony (2008)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Zack Martin : Hey Marion. Speaking of Marion, don't you ever want to get married and have kids?

  Mr. Moseby : Agh. Why on earth would I want to do that? Besides, I'm married to the ship.

  Zack Martin : Lemme guess. She was a cute little sailboat when you met. But as soon as you got married, she blew up big.

  [makes ship sounds] 

  Zack Martin : I'm sure you two will be very happy together.

  Mr. Moseby : Are you naturally annoying or do you have to work at it?

  Zack Martin : Hey, why don't you fill out this singles' cruise questionairre?

  Mr. Moseby : Hey, why don't I not?

  Zack Martin : I'm just trying to help you find a little happiness.

  Mr. Moseby : Then leave.

• Zack Martin : Here's an easy question. What's your favourite food?

  Mr. Moseby : Oo in the summer it's a lovely fruit salad with a delicate pomegranate dressing. However in the winter I prefer something hot do you know, like a steaming casserole.

  Zack Martin : A-actually, that doesn't fit in the box. And frankly, I just can't spell it.