- Bart Simpson: Bart Simpson: Finally, thanks to Mrs. K, I'll know what goes on in the teachers' lounge.
- Helen Lovejoy: Elizabeth Hoover: No, this is not a sales call. It's an opportunity to improve your life with gutter guards.
- Ms. Timberwood: Ms. Timberwood: Ma'am, are you sure your family will be taken care of in case of a sinkhole?
- Helen Lovejoy: Helen Lovejoy: This woman's gonna get what she want's today.
- Homer Simpson: Barney Gumble: Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today.