- Morgana MacCawber: Good evening. I'm Morgana MacCawber, president of MacCawber Mushrooms. Nice to meet you, Mister...
- Darkwing Duck: [stuttering] Darkwing Duck at your service.
- Morgana MacCawber: What an unusual name, but then you appear to be very unusual. I like that.
- Darkwing Duck: You've got more fungus on your little finger than most people have in their whole heads! You must know all there is to know about mushrooms.
- Morgana MacCawber: [laughs] Thank you, Dark. Perhaps we can get together again sometime. I could share facts about spores and slime molds.
- Darkwing Duck: I-I'd like that... sort of.
- Morgana MacCawber: We were having an emergency board meeting to discuss the pizza topping crime wave.
- Darkwing Duck: Uh, pizza toppings?
- [suspicious]
- Darkwing Duck: You knew that?
- Morgana MacCawber: [nervously] Well I, uh... deduced it.
- Darkwing Duck: [romantically fooled] She deduced it, my kind of woman...
- Morgana MacCawber: I enjoy the night. That sun is so harsh on my skin.
- Darkwing Duck: I'm sort of a creature of the night myself.
- Darkwing Duck: [about Morgana's house] Intriguing architecture. I must get the name of the designer so I can hurt him!
- [Darkwing and Launchpad patrol the city via the Thunderquack]
- Darkwing Duck: [referring to Morgana] I know she's crazy about me too. I mean, you saw the way she looked at me last night, huh?
- Launchpad McQuack: [annoyed] Heh, kinda like a snake looks at its dinner.
- Darkwing Duck: Yeah right, see? The poor kid's lovestruck.
- [Launchpad does a barrel roll]
- Darkwing Duck: [getting dizzy] Launchpad, what are you doing?
- Launchpad McQuack: Getting your attention! You're a hero, not a Romeo. What about the case? How'd your creepy girlfriend know where I was?
- Darkwing Duck: Morgana is not cree-
- [realizes something]
- Darkwing Duck: Wait a minute. How did she know?
- Launchpad McQuack: [notices something] Here's something - it looks like some kinda accident.
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, how's about we call it a night, D.W.?
- Darkwing Duck: Sorry pal, but I couldn't get to sleep without cracking this case.
- Launchpad McQuack: Sleep? After this case, I'm never going to sleep! I'm not even turning out the lights!
- Darkwing Duck: We'll stake out the vegetables and catch that condiment creep in the act! You take peppers, I'll take mushrooms. It's time to divide and conquer!
- [the Ratcatcher and its side car separate and go in opposite directions]
- Launchpad McQuack: [chuckles] If I stopped for a pizza now, he'd never know.
- Darkwing Duck: [calling off-screen] Don't bet on it!
- Launchpad McQuack: [disappointed] Rats.
- Launchpad McQuack: [sniffing a mushroom and getting excited] Hey, D.W., this thing smells just like a pizza!
- Tall Board Member: It tastes like it too. The perfect pizza every time, with none of the manufacturing costs.
- Nero: We'll corner the entire pizza industry!
- Tall Board Member: As soon as we get rid of you!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that... flaps... in the night?
- Tall Board Member: This is a closed meeting.