Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Something Fishy (1991)

Susan Silo: Neptunia

Quotes 

• [Darkwing and Launchpad are swimming underwater in search of Neptunia] 

  Darkwing Duck : I'll find that super silly sardine if I have to search all seven seas.

  [Neptunia sneaks up behind them] 

  Neptunia : Honey, you've got the I.Q. of kelp.

  Darkwing Duck : [draws his gas gun]  It's all over now, chicken of the sea!

  [He fires, only for a pink bubble to come out] 

  Darkwing Duck : Okay... the trigger mechanism must be a little damp.

• Darkwing Duck : My keen crime-fighter's instincts tell me you're behind the aquatic uprising.

  [Neptunia shoves Darkwing onto the boat deck] 

  Neptunia : [laughing]  Honey, you're more fun than a barrel of sea monkeys. Of course I'm the one. And I just want to tell you, back off. Otherwise, you're likely to put me in a bad mood. And brother, you don't want to see me mad.

  Darkwing Duck : Now let's get one thing straight here - you don't tell me what to do - I tell you what to do. And I am telling you that your little game is over. You've fallen for my trap hook, line, and sinker.

  Neptunia : Now you've done it. You've gone and spoiled my mood.

  Darkwing Duck : Your frame of mind, madame, is of no concern to moi.

  [grabs her] 

  Darkwing Duck : I'm taking you in!

  [Neptunia blows her shell horn, signaling starfish to hurdle toward Darkwing and pin him to the wall] 

  Darkwing Duck : [nervously]  Unless, of course, you're busy.

• Neptunia : I guess I'm getting soft as a jellyfish, baby, but I'll give you one last chance to back off.

  Darkwing Duck : Never! Darkwing Duck does not know the meaning of the word 'surrender.'

  Neptunia : Illiterate, huh? That explains a lot.

• [Darkwing and Launchpad have been captured, brought to Neptunia's base, and are wearing lobster claws as wrist restraints] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Say, this is some aquarium you got down here.

  Darkwing Duck : [sarcastically]  Yeah. Who was your decorator, Captain Nemo?

  Neptunia : Alright, alright, honey.

  [pushes Darkwing forward] 

  Neptunia : Keep moving. This isn't a sightseeing tour.

  Darkwing Duck : [holding out his hands]  Did you have to put these things on so tight?

  Neptunia : Maybe I should've put one on that flapping trap of yours.

  [pushes him again]