Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Calm a Chameleon (1991)
Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack
Quotes
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[Darkwing and Launchpad continue waiting on the stairs, still oblivious to the bomb in the statue. By now, Darkwing has whittled a small bird]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Dad! Launchpad!
[sighs]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : We gotta beat it!
[She grabs Darkwing's arm and begins to drag him away, but Darkwing pulls his arm back]
Darkwing Duck : Nice try, Camille, alias the Chameleon, but we already fell for that one. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Launchpad McQuack : It sure looks like Gosalyn, D.W.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [irate] BECAUSE IT IS ME!
Darkwing Duck : Then prove it.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Oh, okay. You're really Drake Mallard, and in your top dresser drawer, you have a little pair of boxer shorts with little teeny hearts.
Darkwing Duck : [covering her beak in embarrassment] Alright, already! I believe you.