- Bonnie Plunkett: If you say the words 'onside kick' again, I'm going into the kitchen, grabbing a can of soup and throwing it at you as hard as I can.
- Adam Janikowski: [later, after mentioning onside kick again, at Bonnie's look] I'll just go get the can of soup myself.
- Jill Kendall: Joanna? Burt was Andy's partner for 12 years, what happened?
- Bonnie Plunkett: He was reunited with his twin brother and they got picked up on The Amazing Race.
- Jill Kendall: [quietly] There was a third one, but Burt ate him in the womb.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [watching Andy and his partner handle a drunken arrest] Aren't you guys glad we don't get drunk like that anymore?
- Tammy Diffendorf: And keep our shirts on.
- Jill Kendall: We are so much healthier now.
- [resume spying on Andy]