- Desi Nguyen: Mac, what's the rule?
- Angus 'Mac' MacGyver: Ugh. No backseat drive during car chases.
- Desi Nguyen: Mm-hmm. That's right. I drive, and you build things out of other things.
- Angus 'Mac' MacGyver: Hey, Bozer, how do you feel about helping me make an invisibility cloak?
- Wilt Bozer: How is that even a question?
- Angus 'Mac' MacGyver: When the world feels like it's so turned upside down that it's impossible to fix, it helps to look at things from a different angle.
- Matty Webber: Russell Taylor, listen to me carefully. Any woman that could stand being shacked up with you for 30 days, in my book, is a saint.