Goof Troop (TV Series)

Good Neighbor Goof (1992)

Dana Hill: Max Goof

Quotes 

• P.J. Pete : You sure this will work?

  Max Goof : I'd stake your life on it, dude!

• Max Goof : P.J., you okay?

  [P.J. looks behind Max and starts laughing] 

  Max Goof : What's so funny about almost dying before getting your first zit?

  P.J. Pete : Look, Max. The cans are flat!

  [Max and P.J. both start to laugh] 

  P.J. Pete : That was way cool, man! Let's do it again!

  Max Goof : Cool!

• P.J. Pete : Okay... I lied to my parents once... oh, yeah! And I tore the head off my sister's doll.

  Max Goof : P.J., why are you telling me all this?

  P.J. Pete : In case we don't make it, I wanna go with a clear conscience, y'know?

• Max Goof : Get over here, P.J. We gotta talk!

  P.J. Pete : No can do, dude. My dad's watching me. He's got all the exits covered!

  Max Goof : No sweat!

  [He yanks hard on the line, pulling PJ into his room] 

  Max Goof : Here, Peej. Smash this muffin in my face.

  P.J. Pete : Okay, but why?

  Max Goof : It's the only way we can be friends.

  P.J. Pete : [stammering]  I can't do that, Max.

  Max Goof : You're gonna have to, P.J.! It's our only hope! If you don't do this, we're...

  [P.J. smashes the muffin into Max's face] 

  Max Goof : I think you're getting the hang of it.