Lost (TV Series)

Some Like It Hoth (2009)

Jorge Garcia: Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes

Quotes 

• Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes : [to Miles]  In "Empire", Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but at what cost? Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and we got the Ewoks. It all could've been avoided if they just, you know, communicated. And let's face it, the Ewoks sucked, dude.

• Miles Straume : [referring to Hugo's movie script]  What the hell is this?

  Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes : I'm writing "Empire Strikes Back."

  Miles Straume : Uh, I'm sorry. What?

  Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes : It's 1977, right? So "Star Wars" just came out. And pretty soon, George Lucas is gonna look for a sequel. I've seen "Empire" 200 times, so I figured I'd made life easier and send him the script... with a couple improvements.

• Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes : [to Miles about Dr. Chang, his father]  Don't bother thanking me, but he was totally down for that beer, dude. You know, and maybe he'll let you hold baby you, or you can change your own diaper or...