Eastbound & Down (TV Series)
Chapter 6 (2009)
Danny McBride: Kenny Powers
Quotes
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Kenny Powers : Listen here you beautiful bitch. I am about to fuck you up with some truth.
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Kenny Powers : I just wanted to tell you that this is probably the best day of my life. I just thought you should know that before we go any further.
April Buchanon : Thank you, Kenny. I'm happy too.
Kenny Powers : Okay, now get naked.
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Kenny Powers : [Kenny's audiobook plays] So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end.
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April Buchanon : I'm just not ready to take that risk... of my life... on that gamble.
Kenny Powers : What the fuck does that even mean?
Kenny Powers : The risk... of... the life... with the gamble - -what?
April Buchanon : I'm not ready to risk my life on a gamble!
