Marmaduke (2010)

George Lopez: Carlos

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Quotes 

• Marmaduke : [Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again] 

  [Whispering] 

  Marmaduke : Wait for it... Wait for it...

  [Marmaduke farts loudly] 

  Phil Winslow : Oh, Marmaduke!

  Debbie Winslow : Marmaduke!

  Phil Winslow : What did you eat?

  Carlos : Man, you got a serious problem.

  Marmaduke : [laughs]  It never gets old.

• Marmaduke : This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.

  Carlos : Hey, Carlos.

  Marmaduke : He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend...

• Carlos : Hey let me out of here, I'm not a animal!

  [after a long pause] 

  Carlos : Oh yeah, I am.

• Bosco : Anyone recognize this cute little fella? The cat from the park that Marmaduke hazed?

  Carlos : Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite!

  Bosco : Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?

  [the dogs look at Marmaduke] 

  Marmaduke : First of all, you're not invited here, Bosco. Leave now and take Whiskers with you. We have a no cat policy.

  Carlos : Say what?

  Bosco : Oh, is that right? Then how do you explain that picture over there?

  [the dogs look at the picture of Marmaduke and Carlos] 

• Marmaduke : Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders.

  [cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!] 

  Marmaduke : you're drama geeks.

  [a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs] 

  Marmaduke : And you're bully's, the pedigrees.

  Bosco : Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?

  [Thunder and Lighting laugh] 

  Marmaduke : You think my ears are too big?

  Carlos : Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?