Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Patrick Dempsey: Dylan

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Quotes 

• Dylan : Sam, do as I said, she won't be harmed, you have my word.

  Sam Witwicky : I'll kill you, you have my word.

• Megatron : Be gone, insect operatives! Your work is done!

  Dylan : [bows]  Your Excellency.

  [Dylan takes Carly away] 

  Dylan : [out of Megatron's earshot]  He's such a dick.

• Carly Miller : Do you want this to happen?

  Dylan : I want to survive, I want forty more years! You think I asked for this? I inherited a client!

  Carly Miller : Yeah? Well, when Cybertron's here and we're all enslaved, I guess they'll still need a human leader!

  Dylan : Don't jinx me! You want to survive, you listen to me!

• Sam Witwicky : [pointing a gun at Dylan Gould]  Where is she? WHERE IS SHE?

  Dylan : You've got some balls.

• Carly Miller : They said... they were shipping resources, to rebuild their planet.

  Dylan : Yes. But they need one resource in particular, one native to our planet.

  Carly Miller : ...Us?

  Dylan : You're very smart. You see, they can't rebuild without a slave labour force. How many rocks out there offer six billion workers?

  Carly Miller : What are you talking about? We can't transport people!

  Dylan : They're not shipping people. They're shipping their planet here!

• [as the Autobots leave in the starship Xanthium] 

  Sam Witwicky : You wanted an answer, you got it.

  Dylan : I always get what I want, Sam. I just had to be sure.

  Sam Witwicky : Sure of what?

  Dylan : That they would go without a fight.

  [signals Starscream, who blows up the Xanthium] 

  Dylan : We all work for the Decepticons now.

• [during the Chicago massacre] 

  Carly Miller : I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?

  Dylan : You think I'm at every meeting?... Look, I'm safe. They said I'm safe.

• Dylan : NOOOO!

  [pulls a gun on Sam] 

  Sam Witwicky : Dylan, you can't do this, okay?

  Dylan : There's only one future for me!

• Dylan : If you want to survive a war, do business with the side that's gonna win.

• Dylan : [Sam spits on him]  They will slaughter her. Do you understand me? In the time it takes you to blink, they will do it to her, and then they will do it to me!

  [hits Sam] 

• Dylan : I really think I could help you, Sam. I remember a talk I had with my dad once about tough choices.

  Sam Witwicky : Yeah, now's not the time. We'll set something up, though.

  Dylan : Of course, that was way back when my dad's firm was in charge of budget review and accounting for NASA. You see, the thing that he taught me was, when it's not your war, you join the side that's going to win.

• Dylan : You really think you're the first man ever asked to join the noble alien cause?

  Sam Witwicky : Who are you?

  Dylan : Do you know why we've not been back to the moon since 1972? Because these two... they came to my dad and they told him to do some creative accounting. Make it way too expensive to ever go back. So he and others shut down the American and Russian space programs, and they've been our clients ever since.

  Sam Witwicky : You help them kill people?

  Dylan : You think they'd give you a choice? Besides, it's not like I personally participated.

• Sam Witwicky : It's funny. I was just thinking on the way over here, I could really use some advice from Dylan. And there he is.

  [to Carly] 

  Sam Witwicky : Can I speak to you?

  Dylan : Welcome. Please, sit down. Have a drink.

  Sam Witwicky : You know what? I don't need a drink. Or a car or a job. I just need to speak to my girlfriend alone. Is that okay with you, Mr. Inappropriate?

• Dylan : You think you're a hero? YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO?

  Sam Witwicky : No, I'm just a messenger.

  [knocks Dylan into the pillar] 

• Dylan : Prisoners? You're keeping prisoners?

  Soundwave : Yeesss...

  Dylan : You need to teach them about respect! This was all business, but now it's all personal, do you understand me?

  Soundwave : [laughs]  I understand. No prisoners, only trophies!

  Que : Bee, I think they're going to kill us!

• Dylan : I liaise.

• Dylan : You chose sides - you chose wrong!