Is shit constantly fucking up on you? Life got you down? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way. His way. The Roach Approach.
Welcome back to The Roach Approach. Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day. Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.
Thank Fuck It's Friday. Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach. Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.
Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach. Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing?
Some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss. Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International Pancake Day, and Twitter Tuesday.
Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day. We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day.
Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers.
It's Final Approach Friday. The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach.
Don't panic, motherfuckers. Sink your teeth into some damn meatballs and get ready for Pat's answers to your relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday.
It's Final Approach Friday, fucksacks. Pat's got a spiffy new fucking track suit from Mail Bag and a buncha food on the grill, Robb and JP are in the Nest, Mike's at the helm, so let's take some fucking calls.
Aaand we are fucking back, you greasy cockrockets. Grab yourself a slice of Pat's extra-fucking-special grilled cheese and strap into a shitcapsule because the Roach Approach is go for shitlaunch.
It is Wednesday, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today. Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs.
Pat is hungover as shit from a four day bender, but now the Roach Approach is fucking back, so don't feel alienated; get ready to horse the fuck around.
Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks. And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers.
Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips.
Oh shit, it's Final Approach Friday. Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls.