No Strings Attached (I) (2011)

Ludacris: Wallace

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Quotes 

• Eli : You know what the best part about my gay dads is?

  Adam : What?

  Eli : They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.

  Wallace : You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?

• Wallace : Look at my face.

• Lisa : She is so good at impressions.

  Adam : Do an impression, then.

  Lisa : Yes, do an impression then.

  Joy : All right, guess who this is.

  [Joy sucks in her lips] 

  Joy : Dad!

  [she sucks in her lips again] 

  Joy : Dad!

  Lisa : Oh my God, that's so cute.

  Adam : I don't know.

  Lisa : Come on.

  Joy : Where are you?

  Adam : I don't know.

  Joy : Where are you, Dad?

  [Wallace walks over] 

  Wallace : It's Nemo.

  Lisa : Yes!

  Joy : Yeah.

  Adam : Nemo.

  Lisa : Amazing.

  Adam : I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that?

  Wallace : 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how.

  Lisa : Mmmm. Drew Barrymore.

  Joy : I don't know if I'm drunk enough.

  Lisa : Come on.

  Adam : You can't do Drew Barrymore.

  Wallace : Oh, but she can.

  Joy : [in sexy valley girl accent]  Happy holidays. I was in 'The Wedding Singer'.

  [normal voice] 

  Joy : That's it. That's all I have.

  Adam : That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore.

• Adam : I'm gonna call every girl in my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.

  Wallace : That's strong. Toast to that.

  Eli : Toast. That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you a hundred percent.