No Strings Attached (2011) Poster

(I) (2011)

Jake Johnson: Eli

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Quotes 

  • Eli : [banging his left fist on Adam's door]  I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!

  • Eli : I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.

  • Eli : You know what the best part about my gay dads is?

    Adam : What?

    Eli : They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.

    Wallace : You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?

  • Eli : Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?

  • Adam : I'm gonna call every girl in my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.

    Wallace : That's strong. Toast to that.

    Eli : Toast. That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you a hundred percent.

  • Eli : Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you is going to be asleep.

  • Eli : I'd have sex with a pioneer, for sure.

  • Eli : Hey!

    Patrice : Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.

    Eli : Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.

    Patrice : They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.

    Eli : They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.

    Patrice : Okay.

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